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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tell My Wife

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ש', 09/30/2017 - 16:26


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That number might've been even smaller if she didn't stop complaining about my application of stats to our relationship.

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Hot

Canimal's Blog - ש', 09/30/2017 - 09:05

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Saturn

Canimal's Blog - ש', 09/30/2017 - 09:03

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Your Grandfather

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ו', 09/29/2017 - 15:06


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It is too powerful. You must combine it with a phoenix egg, the milk of a unicorn, and some sugar and cinnamon. Only then will it take on a custardy texture.

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Seattle BAHFest is no 50% sold! Buy soon or languish in sorrows.

Active Ingredients Only

XKCD - ו', 09/29/2017 - 06:00
Contains the active ingredients from all competing cold medicines, plus the medicines for headaches, arthritis, insomnia, indigestion, and more, because who wants THOSE things?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Babyproofing

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ה', 09/28/2017 - 16:53


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Seriously though, if someone could invent a baby confinement chamber, I'm prepared to pony up.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 200 Percent

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ד', 09/27/2017 - 19:00


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Of course, none of this matters because our statistical chance of winning the championship is infinitesimal.

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Thanks, geeks!

Bliss

Canimal's Blog - ד', 09/27/2017 - 16:51

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Eden

Canimal's Blog - ד', 09/27/2017 - 16:49

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Sin

Canimal's Blog - ד', 09/27/2017 - 16:46

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shirts

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ד', 09/27/2017 - 16:40


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The really depressing part is 99% of programmable nanobot behavior will be this sort of thing.

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Worrying Scientist Interviews

XKCD - ד', 09/27/2017 - 06:00
They always try to explain that they're called 'solar physicists', but the reporters interrupt with "NEVER MIND THAT, TELL US WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SUN!"

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cylinder

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ג', 09/26/2017 - 15:55


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Hey baby, I hope you like objects whose surface area and volume are equivalent.

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Hey geeks! Our Seattle show is selling out quickly. Buy soon or dwell in sorrows for all time.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transaction

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ב', 09/25/2017 - 15:13


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In a perfect relationship between economists, every time their preferences are slightly violated they make a microtransaction with their partners.

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In which Jerry Wang posits a way to finally get some utility out of babies:

 

Real Estate

XKCD - ב', 09/25/2017 - 06:00
I tried converting the prices into pizzas, to put it in more familiar terms, and it just became a hard-to-think-about number of pizzas.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sleeping Beauty

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - א', 09/24/2017 - 17:16


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Well, I guess there are plenty more comatose fish in the sea.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Lemonade

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ש', 09/23/2017 - 17:48


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It's so easy to get adults to give in to peer pressure.

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עונג שבת: עונג שנה

עונג שבת - ו', 09/22/2017 - 19:28
לפעמים בשיחה עם חברים עולה העיר ניו אורלינס, עיר שזכתה למעמד אגדי שמעט מאוד ערים אמריקאיות זכו לו. העיר שבה נולד הג׳ז, העיר שבה תזמורת רחוב של כלי נשיפה ותופים צועדת בתהלוכה בלוויות ובימים טובים, וכולם רוקדים. עיר של ג׳ז, עיר של פ׳אנק, עיר של מוזיקה ברחובות. העיר היחידה בארה״ב שבה מותר לשתות אלכוהול ברחוב. […]

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Humor

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ו', 09/22/2017 - 17:12


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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because automation has eliminated the need for humans.

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Thread

XKCD - ו', 09/22/2017 - 06:00
Since the current Twitter threadfall kicked off in early 2016, we can expect it to continue until the mid 2060s when the next Interval begins.
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