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עונג שבת: מערבה מכאן

עונג שבת - ו', 04/27/2018 - 22:26
השבוע התבשרנו שבגיל 94, מת המוזיקאי בוב דורו (Bob Dorough), שם שאומר מעט מאוד לרוב האנשים, אבל המוזיקה והשירים שלו הגיעו אל כולכם. בין יתר מעלליו, דורו אחראי לאלבום האדיר Multiplication Rock, אלבום סבנטיז שנועד ללמד ילדים בבית ספר יסודי את יסודות החשבון. השיר השני באלבום, "Three is a magic number", הוא הבסיס ללהיט העצום […]

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - His Plan

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ו', 04/27/2018 - 17:07


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I am prepared to admit my entire conception of Satanism derives from 1990s television.

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Ash

Canimal's Blog - ו', 04/27/2018 - 16:05

River Border

XKCD - ו', 04/27/2018 - 06:00
I'm not a lawyer, but I believe zones like this are technically considered the high seas, so if you cut a pizza into a spiral there you could be charged with pieracy under marinaritime law.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Robins

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ה', 04/26/2018 - 14:55


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Laugh now, but in 50 years this'll be a service you can buy from Alphabet.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Worse

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ד', 04/25/2018 - 16:54


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It's time we admit to ourselves that the goal of SMBC has shifted entirely to horrifying my own children in about 10 years.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Honest

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ד', 04/25/2018 - 16:30


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Interestingly, trying to come up with a linguistic opposite to 'ethnic cleansing' ALSO sounds racist.

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Rebel

Canimal's Blog - ד', 04/25/2018 - 08:35
Now @ Uber

Meteorologist

XKCD - ד', 04/25/2018 - 06:00
Hi, I'm your new meteorologist and a former software developer. Hey, when we say 12pm, does that mean the hour from 12pm to 1pm, or the hour centered on 12pm? Or is it a snapshot at 12:00 exactly? Because our 24-hour forecast has midnight at both ends, and I'm worried we have an off-by-one error.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chuck

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ג', 04/24/2018 - 15:00


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The good news is that, in fact, this is true for all stories about children with pets, including you!

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hell

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ב', 04/23/2018 - 18:30


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I'm prepared to accept your venture capital.

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Thanks for a wonderful BAHFest, and a hearty congrats to Ben Tolkin and Jerry Wang.

Misinterpretation

XKCD - ב', 04/23/2018 - 06:00
"But there are seven billion people in the world! I can't possibly stop to consider how ALL of them might interpret something!" "Ah, yes, there's no middle ground between 'taking personal responsibility for the thoughts and feelings of every single person on Earth' and 'covering your eyes and ears and yelling logically correct statements into the void.' That's a very insightful point and not at all inane."

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - To Be Or Not To Be

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - א', 04/22/2018 - 14:09


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There really needs to be an evolutionary version of every field.

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We've sold most of the tickets for BAHFest MIT tonight, but if you want to join 1000+ turbogeeks for a night of comedy and science, we still have some available here. See you tonight, geeks!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Truth About Parenting

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ש', 04/21/2018 - 13:33


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Oh, you love dinosaurs? Well, you'd better brush your teeth or T. Rex will TURN ON YOU.

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BAHFest is tomorrow! See you tonight, Boston. Most of our tickets are gone, but we still have some available. It's going to be a packed house, so if you want a really good seat, please arrive early! See you there!

עונג שבת: בדיוק כך

עונג שבת - ו', 04/20/2018 - 22:24
״בוגאלו, בייבי!״, נשמעת הזעקה כמה שניות לתוך "I like it like that" של פיט רודריגז מ־1967, השיר שמרפא כל מכאוב, ומצליח להקשית כל שפתיים לכדי חיוך גדול. יצא לי לנגן אותו לאנשים יושבים בחתונה, לחברים על הספה, לנוסעי אוטו, וכולם הגיבו בדיוק באותה הצורה: בלי לרצות הם פשוט התחילו לזוז. בשבועות האחרונים, הרבה בזכות השיר […]

Coco

Canimal's Blog - ו', 04/20/2018 - 09:47
Now @ Tres Chic

Clutter

XKCD - ו', 04/20/2018 - 06:00
I found a copy of The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, but the idea of reading it didn't spark joy, so I gave it away.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Geometry

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ה', 04/19/2018 - 17:07


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You can also just use an infinite quantity of compasses as on-off switches.

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4/5ths of BAHFest tickets are gone! Get'em while they're extant.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Confession

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ד', 04/18/2018 - 16:59


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Ironically, he gets to live forever while she slowly withers away. So, it's a happy ending.,

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Just four days until SHOWTIME. Get yer tickets here.

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