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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Existence

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And with a quantum computer, we can be infinitely ethical in finite time!

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Responsible

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ב', 05/21/2018 - 14:43


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I swear, I SWEAR responsibleness is a word. I didn't want to use 'responsibility' because it has an additional sense of 'obligation.' That is, you can be responsible and lack responsibilities and you can be irresponsible and have many responsibilities. There. Now that we're pretty deep in this hover text, how are you? I'm currently really enjoying 'The Cruel Sea' by Monsarrat. It's remarkable how many great novels fail to become 'classics.' I suspect in this c

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Morning News

XKCD - ב', 05/21/2018 - 06:00
Support your local paper, unless it's just been bought by some sinister hedge fund or something, which it probably has.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hansel and Gretel

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - א', 05/20/2018 - 13:34


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No, NO. It was NOT breadcrumbs. That came later in the story. The first part is about pebbles.

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Cirea

Canimal's Blog - ש', 05/19/2018 - 18:53
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Toe

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ש', 05/19/2018 - 17:15


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Of course, in the grand scheme of things pretty much all of you will end up in Hell, but enjoy the moment!

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עונג שבת: עד פופ

עונג שבת - ו', 05/18/2018 - 21:41
בכל פעם שמתרגש עלינו חמסין אימים שכזה, או אפילו כשהמעלות חוצות את קו ה־32 צלזיוס, העורכי המוזיקליים ברדיו מזנקים לשלוף את שירי השרב שלהם: ״שלל שרב״, ״כמה חם״, ״מכת שמש״. זו כבר קלישאה. יש עוד כמה שירי חום, להט וזיעה ששווה להכניס למחזור שירי השרב ברדיו. בכל פעם שנהיה כל כך חם שאני מתחיל לקלל […]

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - But Dad

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ו', 05/18/2018 - 15:21


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I am fully prepared to accept all of your WASP jokes.

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MC Hammer Age

XKCD - ו', 05/18/2018 - 06:00
Wait, sorry, I got mixed up--he's actually almost 50. It's the kid from The Karate Kid who just turned 40.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Explain

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ה', 05/17/2018 - 17:18


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Please, for the love of Satoshi, please please do not email me to explain.

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Saturday Morning Block Chain is a go. You can get coins by buying stuff from my store and imagining you're getting coins.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Macro

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ד', 05/16/2018 - 17:02


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Let us assume the universe is made of Gods, all of whom are trying to maximize utility...

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Repairs

XKCD - ד', 05/16/2018 - 06:00
I was just disassembling it over the course of five hours so it would fit in the trash more efficiently.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Astrobiology

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ג', 05/15/2018 - 16:08


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I am prepared to accept your venture capital.

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Wonderland

Canimal's Blog - ב', 05/14/2018 - 18:37
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Oops

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ב', 05/14/2018 - 14:40


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Hey, at least they didn't open the portal in outer space.

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Fatal Crash Rate

XKCD - ב', 05/14/2018 - 06:00
Fixating on this seems unhealty. But in general, the more likely I think a crash is, the less likely one becomes, which is a strange kind of reverse placebo effect.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Coffee

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - א', 05/13/2018 - 17:14


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I feel like I'm in a regular habit of straight-up insulting a majority of my readers.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dear God

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ש', 05/12/2018 - 15:09


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I mean, it's already listening all the time. Why not?

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