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עונג שבת: עונג שנה

עונג שבת - ו', 09/22/2017 - 19:28
לפעמים בשיחה עם חברים עולה העיר ניו אורלינס, עיר שזכתה למעמד אגדי שמעט מאוד ערים אמריקאיות זכו לו. העיר שבה נולד הג׳ז, העיר שבה תזמורת רחוב של כלי נשיפה ותופים צועדת בתהלוכה בלוויות ובימים טובים, וכולם רוקדים. עיר של ג׳ז, עיר של פ׳אנק, עיר של מוזיקה ברחובות. העיר היחידה בארה״ב שבה מותר לשתות אלכוהול ברחוב. […]

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Humor

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ו', 09/22/2017 - 17:12


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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because automation has eliminated the need for humans.

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Thread

XKCD - ו', 09/22/2017 - 06:00
Since the current Twitter threadfall kicked off in early 2016, we can expect it to continue until the mid 2060s when the next Interval begins.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flying

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ה', 09/21/2017 - 16:59


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I tried this on a seven year old and it didn't work. I think there might be a sweet spot, taking into account trustworthiness and writing ability. Alternatively, you could spend seven years being kind an honest to a nephew or niece, just so you can pull this off.

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Hey geeks! We've sold 1/3 of all Seattle BAHFest tickets in just a few days. This one's definitely selling out, so buy soon if you want to lock in a spot!

We're also having a pre-show chat with me about Soonish. The tickets are just $1.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Algebra

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ד', 09/20/2017 - 17:00


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How am I the only person who's considered this consequence?

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We're now in our final month promoting Soonish. As ever, we really thank all of you who've preordered. I can't say everything, but those good early sales numbers have really opened some doors for us. So, thank you all!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Heap of Trouble

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ד', 09/20/2017 - 16:35


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I don't believe in categories, like 'I' or 'believe' or 'category'.

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USB Cables

XKCD - ד', 09/20/2017 - 06:00
Tag yourself, I'm "frayed."

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Glass Slippers

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ג', 09/19/2017 - 17:14


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And you rode to the ball in a pumpkin? No wonder you were covered in orange slime.

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New BAHFEST DAY! In which Beth Bearce proposes a new method of bosonoception:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Book Tour!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ב', 09/18/2017 - 17:00


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To see today's normal update, please just click back. Sorry for all the recent nags, but we're in the final month before book launch.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Event Horizon

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ב', 09/18/2017 - 16:30


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That's definitely Phil Plait's great great great grandpa.

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Obsolete Technology

XKCD - ב', 09/18/2017 - 06:00
And I can't believe some places still use fax machines. The electrical signals waste so much time going AROUND the Earth when neutrino beams can go straight through!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Kids vs. Adults

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - א', 09/17/2017 - 17:19


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Alternate formulation: kids have energy but no power. Adults have power, but are tired and would like to sit and drink coffee for a few hours.

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Seattle BAHFest tickets are selling fast. Don't miss your chance to see me, Henry Reich, Sarah Andersen, and more!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AI

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ש', 09/16/2017 - 17:00


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Now, tell Siri you're sorry for all those dirty pictures you made her send.

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We have extraordinarily awesome lineups for this year's shows. I hope to see you there!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hunting Man

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ו', 09/15/2017 - 19:09


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I am prepared to read your emails on how I don't know how to pronounce 'pho.'

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Last full day to get in a proposal for BAHFest West!

What to Bring

XKCD - ו', 09/15/2017 - 06:00
I always figured you should never bring a gun to a gun fight because then you'll be part of a gun fight.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Likely Apocalypse

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ה', 09/14/2017 - 17:07


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Honestly, God has rebooted the system at least twice and it hasn't gotten any better.

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Last few days to submit a proposal to be part of BAHFest San Francisco. We need your ideas to make it happen!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Real World

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ד', 09/13/2017 - 17:00


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If you wanna learn about the real world, take your advice from a guy who draws cartoons for a living.

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Thanks, geeks! We're launching in about a month, and every buy helps us get a better send off during opening week.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AAAAH

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ד', 09/13/2017 - 16:06


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Of course, in real life that guy would be clawing his eyes out.

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xkcd Phone 6

XKCD - ד', 09/13/2017 - 06:00
We understand your privacy concerns; be assured that our phones will never store or transmit images of your face.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Beyond the Grave

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ג', 09/12/2017 - 17:06


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In retrospect, we probably should've mentioned this when your policy began, 40 years ago.

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Hey geeks! We've opened up submissions for another week for BAHFest San Francisco. I'm just saying, if you've ever wanted a chance to share the stage with freakin' Adam Savage, this is it.

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