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After a sleep innovation or two, sleep deprivation is a thing of the past

220 VOLT - ב', 03/27/2017 - 18:49

This short introspective but informational note is specifically for the attention of those of you who are finding it very difficult to sleep at night these days. If you are getting any sleep at all, it’s not been a good one and the next morning you are feeling as though you never slept at all. Tired to the bone, in fact. Your boredom as a result of endless nights of counting sleep has not led you to drop off either. Neither has the counting of the world’s cities.

Your inability to concentrate only got you as far as, well, you’re still stuck on A. this article’s core message, an encouraging one, is the introduction to a sleep innovation or two that will deem sleep deprivation to be something of a historical event of the past. You will be making personal history by the time you have adopted these two innovations yourself, wondering, well, there will be no more wondering, because you will be sound asleep.

These two sleep innovations are in the form of your old mattress and pillow, in the figurative sense, two essential accoutrements for getting a good night’s sleep. But they are vastly different and superior from what you have been used to putting up with up to now. Now there are no more fluffed up feather filled pillows, nor are there soft and shallow mattresses to painfully sink your back into. These mattresses and pillows are firm and yet so comfortable.

They have been scientifically and software developed, designed and manufactured. They are heavily influenced by the principles of ergonomics for the back and neck and the biometrical shaping of the human body while it sleeps.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - And so we beat on...

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ב', 03/27/2017 - 17:02

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I'm surprised there isn't a version of Genesis 2:4 to 3:24 that ends with an exhortation to buy Apple products.

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I'm back from London! What a wonderful time and what a wonderful show. We sold all of our single-use monocles, which in retrospect isn't surprising for a show in Britain.

Major congratulations to Katherine Read, who won a very close competition.

If you want to see the live broadcost of the show (the nicely cut-up pieces will be online in a while), click here.


Canimal's Blog - ב', 03/27/2017 - 09:58
Clothing: Ambrosia - by CanimalHair: 89 By BarberyumyumHead: AnnaGrey by Catwa Skin: Adriana by Atelier Pepe Now exclusively at Cosmopolitan event. 


XKCD - ב', 03/27/2017 - 06:00
I pronounce epitome "EPPY-tome", but EpiPen "uh-PIE-pen".

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Password

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - א', 03/26/2017 - 17:00

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The trick to passwords is to just reset them every time you need to log in.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Star Wars

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ש', 03/25/2017 - 17:00

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I'm suddenly realizing that someone out there has probably already had a Star Wars themed funeral.

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Midas & Hecate

Canimal's Blog - ש', 03/25/2017 - 10:43
Clothing: Midas & Hecate - by CanimalHair: Class act by Exile, Listen by Magika
Hair Accessory: Grapes and Roses By Lode, Lilith Headband by BCHead: AnnaGrey by Catwa Skin: Adriana by Atelier PepeNow exclusively at Uber event. 

עונג שבת: העונג שבהחמצה

עונג שבת - ו', 03/24/2017 - 23:51
היי. שלום! חזרתי. התגעגעתם? אני התגעגעתי. נסעתי לשבועיים לאוסטין, טקסס, לכבוד הפסטיבל מעיף האוזניים SXSW. השנה הגיעו אליו רק 1,700 להקות להופיע במשך שישה ימים מצהריים עד לילה בעשרות ומאות אירועים חינמיים ברחבי העיר. כל הזמן. אללה איסתור. קל זה לא היה – זו עבודה קשה ומתישה אבל מישהו צריך לעשות אותה! אז, אה, על […]

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sacrifice

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ו', 03/24/2017 - 17:00

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I will never get tired of mystical beings interacting with lazy humans.

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See you at BAHFest London!


XKCD - ו', 03/24/2017 - 06:00
There's a compromise bill to keep the notification bar but at least charge the battery.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unintended Consequences

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ה', 03/23/2017 - 16:58

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Four-hundred years from now, I will be hailed as a prophet.

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Hey geeks! London tickets are pretty close to sold out, but we moved over some of our reserved spots. So, there's still a little availability!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Important Moments in Philosophy

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ד', 03/22/2017 - 16:41

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The nice thing about Nietzsche is you don't have to write his dialog for him.

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We're just about sold out of London BAHFest tickets. Today is the last day I can guarantee any type of ticket, so please buy soon if you're planning to go!

Color Pattern

XKCD - ד', 03/22/2017 - 06:00
♫ When the spacing is tight / And the difference is slight / That's a moiré ♫

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Joke

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ג', 03/21/2017 - 16:53

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See, I can still do miserable single panel comics!

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We're almost sold out! Just a few days left to buy, if we don't sell out by tomorrow. See you soon, geeks of London!

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Make sure your beats for sale stay legal

220 VOLT - ג', 03/21/2017 - 13:30

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The moment you pen your own lyrics or poetic words, it is your own property. You are the sole owner of future rights to the song that’s going to be produced from these original lyrics. It can, of course, happen that you’ve been inspired by previous classic artists or even the great poets throughout the ages. You have creative license to use previous works of art, but you know, of course, that you have to alter your lyrics so that future listeners and readers can clearly see that these words are original and entirely of your own making.

If you’re going to apply your own voice to those beats for sale, your listeners need to hear this. You cannot lift the voice of a previous master or orator. The moment you purchase beats, they become yours too, even if you’ve been provided with professional production help to help create a saleable sound to popular radio networks who like the sound of things, if you will. You can also download beats for free.

But these beats won’t be yours entirely. What is happening here is something you should truly appreciate, seeing as though you’re a struggling artist yourself. Your free downloads come with voice tags. These are for nonprofit organizations and for demonstration use only. But consider this good production practice and a good learning curve for you. Working and collaborating with professional and experienced producers helps you to create funky sound beats that will eventually reach the ears of the mass markets.

Should you wish to profit from your free downloads, you’ll have to purchase a license. That makes the work you produced, with or without help, your own. It’s affordable and well worth it.

How to Lose More Weight

220 VOLT - ג', 03/21/2017 - 09:39

Shedding a few pounds is a desirable goal for anyone who is overweight, concerned with their health, or who wants to look their best day in and day out. If you want to lose more weight, there are a few ways that you can exceed your own expectations.

Exercise is a must when you want to lose weight. The more active that you are, the more weight that is going to come off. But, you cannot do the same exercises every single day. Not only does this quickly become dull and boring, your body will adjust to the routine and stop benefiting. There are tons of different ways that you can work your body, so make sure that you use as many of the exercises as you will enjoy.

A healthy diet is also important if you want to get a great body that you love to see in the mirror. What you are putting on your plate is important always, but even more so when there is weight to lose. No matter how much you exercise or want to lose weight, if you are not eating the right foods, the weight isn’t going to easily come off. Look for healthy fruits and veggies and lean meats for your plate. Don’t forget the whole grains.

to lose more weight

Finally, make sure that you use a good workout supplement. Take the time to compare and research the options available to you, and don’t sell yourself short. There are many supplements that will help you get the body that you’ve wanted if you only take the time to look at the options available. Clenbuterol is one of the products that you can pick from. This is a popular product that is available in many dosing forms and that provides an abundance of benefits.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Cucumber Challenge

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ב', 03/20/2017 - 16:14

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Ten points to any teacher who promises never to do this.

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3/4 of all BAHFest London tickets are gone! Today we'll achieve 5/6, then after that 6/7, until we asymptotically approach a sold out show.

Vomiting Emoji

XKCD - ב', 03/20/2017 - 06:00
My favorite might be U+1F609 U+1F93F WINKING FACE VOMITING.

What to do if you really need financial help now

220 VOLT - א', 03/19/2017 - 18:47

This short, informational article on accessing personal finance and loans is also a short motivation. It is a short note of encouragement, specifically aimed at single mothers who are struggling at this time. The younger these working class mothers are, the more they seem to be struggling. They are, perhaps, still too young to have experienced the pitfalls and learned the hard lessons from the experiences endured from the 2008 financial crisis, now also known as the Great Recession.

Older mothers have been through that mill. Many of them are still recovering, paying off huge debts which, it has only recently been learned by many of them, they weren’t legally obliged to pay. Because during those hard years of recovery since 2008, many of those mothers have approached government institutions and non-governmental interest groups for advice and assistance on how to safeguard their rights as citizens.

Today, help is at hand for mothers who need financial help now. Today, mothers have, today, become more knowledge and constitutionally empowered. They have become more aware of their rights and are now emboldened to act within their legal rights against unscrupulous lenders who acted recklessly in contravention of laid down state and federal laws. They no longer need to endure sleepless nights, wondering how they are going to respond to a final demand which threatened to take away all that they owned.

Speaking of which, struggling single mothers, young and old, are now in a strong position to own their own homes. They no longer need to plaster themselves with makeup to entice bank clerks to look kindly on them. All they need do is turn to the government to pave the way towards accessing those vehicles specifically created to aid them when they need help the most.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Brainstorm

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - א', 03/19/2017 - 16:56

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It was remarkably hard to think of things that *no* wants to hear in bed.

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Hey London nerds! We've got just about 60 student tickets left for BAHFest London, and then they're all gone!

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