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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Bones Speak

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ש', 04/08/2017 - 17:00


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Now that I can no longer have faith in all the beautiful things I once held dear, I've decided to go into finance.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - O(scarcity)

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ו', 04/07/2017 - 16:00


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If P doesn't equal NP, it's because of the bourgeoisie.

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Incinerator

XKCD - ו', 04/07/2017 - 06:00
My trash can broke recently and I had to get rid of it. When I picked it up, I suffered a brief but harrowing existential crisis.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Neuroses

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ה', 04/06/2017 - 16:08


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I'm just now realizing that this is a sort of prequel to that Dilbert comic I did.

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Hey UK buyers of Soonish! Apparently some of you got your orders cancelled/refunded. What happened is this: When we first launched, Amazon UK listed both the US version and the UK version. Some of you bought the US version, which has now been de-listed. If you want the book (you do), just go here to buy. This version is actually a bit cheaper!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Math Lesson

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ד', 04/05/2017 - 17:15


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Plutarch doesn't say what happened next, but I like to imagine it involved Solon punching Thales in the neck.

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If you don't already have a copy, please give it a look! 

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Multiverse

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ד', 04/05/2017 - 16:59


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Somewhere, there's a universe where, just one time in your life, you're sitting on a couch after a long day and a cold drink floats over you, and you don't even find it strange.

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Security Advice

XKCD - ד', 04/05/2017 - 06:00
Never give your password or bank account number to anyone who doesn't have a blue check mark next to their name.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Job

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ג', 04/04/2017 - 15:58


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Sadly, I'm not accepting applications to work for SMBC.

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Just three weeks until BAHFest East and we've already sold half of the tickets! Buy soon if you want one of the cheaper ones.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Moral Relativity

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ב', 04/03/2017 - 15:54


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Now, we just need to unify it with quantum ethics and we're good to go.

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Hey look, it's me failing to solve a riddle with PhysicsGirl!

Sweet 16

XKCD - ב', 04/03/2017 - 06:00
Every year I make out my bracket at the season, and every year it's busted before the first game when I find out which teams are playing.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Beer Gut

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - א', 04/02/2017 - 16:46


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We can also develop a 'spare tire' by using middle-aged men as wheels for many generations.

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Hey geeks! We'll be rolling out Space Elevator bonus updates, starting next Wednesday!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Monastic

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ש', 04/01/2017 - 16:34


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Anyone caught complaining about today's comic's accuracy will be compelled to wear a tonsure.

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עונג שבת: נפילים

עונג שבת - ו', 03/31/2017 - 18:01
באיזשהו שלב התחלתי לפתח אלרגיה לגיטרות. אולי יהיה מדויק יותר לומר שהתחלתי לפתח אלרגיה לברירת מחדל, ללשמוע שיר חדש ולהבין מיד שהוא לא יושב על גיטרות בס תופים מתוך בחירה אלא מתוך ברירת מחדל, מתוך היעדר הרפתקנות, מתוך קיבעון, מתוך עצלנות, מתוך אינרציה. מי ששומע אותי בקצה בשנתיים האחרונות עשוי לשים לב שיש מעט מאוד […]

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - You Suck

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ו', 03/31/2017 - 16:40


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I nearly did a much more involved joke, but I quickly realized hypercomputation is, for the moment, mostly over my head.

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With massive thanks to Dominic Horsman and Mark Hogarth.

Rayleigh Scattering

XKCD - ו', 03/31/2017 - 06:00
If you ask "why are leaves green?" the usual answer is "because they're full of chlorophyll, and chlorophyll is green," even though "why does chlorophyll scatter green light?" is a great question too.

ויניל במתנה: אפרת בן צור שרה אמילי דיקנסון

עונג שבת - ה', 03/30/2017 - 11:00
חלאס גיאחה מה אתה בא לחלק לנו פה אלבום שיצא לפני חמש שנים?! ובכן, הסכיתו ושמעו, חוליגנים. יש שלוש סיבות לכך שאני מחלק לכם היום במתנה עותקי ויניל טריים מ-Robin, האלבום האחרון של אפרת בן צור, שיצא במקור ב־2012: 1. לראשונה אי פעם יוצא האלבום הזה על תקליט ויניל, ואני לא יכול לחשוב על סיטואציה […]

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transmitter

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ד', 03/29/2017 - 18:43


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If you can't remember your password, you spend eternity as a disembodied mind, wandering the Earth.

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Incognito Mode

XKCD - ד', 03/29/2017 - 06:00
They're really the worst tech support team. And their solutions are always the same. "This OS X update broke something." "LET'S INFILTRATE APPLE BY MORPHING APPLES!"

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Uses of Bureaucracy

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ג', 03/28/2017 - 18:35


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Look, I don't know what I was thinking when I drew his hair. I guess he stopped off at an expensive salon on the way home.

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