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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Happy Endings

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ב', 07/30/2018 - 14:50


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I would like a massage with a contentedly resigned ending, please ma'am.


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Hey geeks! Did you know you can get ALL the best SMBC religion comics in one book, complete with over a dozen exclusive comics? SHYUH.


Heat Index

XKCD - ב', 07/30/2018 - 06:00
The heat index is calculated via looking up the "effective temperature" in a table of air temperature and humidity values, and then adding a bunch more degrees because it feels WAY hotter than that.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Horrible Future

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - א', 07/29/2018 - 17:08


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'But surely not the weird butt stuff!'


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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Yours

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ש', 07/28/2018 - 15:46


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You can borrow him when he craps himself. Or is refusing to eat. Or pours water all over himself. Or won't sleep. Or won't stop screaming.


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Licious

Canimal's Blog - ו', 07/27/2018 - 18:56

איפה אפשר למצוא אותי בזמן הקרוב (העונג יוצא לחופשת קיץ)

עונג שבת - ו', 07/27/2018 - 16:29
היי קוראות וקוראי העונג! קודם כל איזה כיף שאתם פה. זה לא מובן מאליו וזה תמיד נהדר! בין אם הצטרפתם עכשיו או שאתם הולכים עם העונג שנים רבות, זה נהדר. אולי שמתם לב שבשבועות האחרונים העונג לא ממש מתפרסם כסדרו, והאמת היא שהגמגומים האלה הופכים עכשיו להפסקה של ממש, מעין חופשת קיץ. מיד אספר על […]

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bar Joke

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ו', 07/27/2018 - 15:14


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The secret to writing punchlines is to save all the text you can for the last panel.


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Peer Review

XKCD - ו', 07/27/2018 - 06:00
 A Review of Preprint Repositories and Author Willingness to Email PDF Copies for Free" has also been rejected, but nice try.

Sunset

Canimal's Blog - ה', 07/26/2018 - 19:30

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Interrogation

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ה', 07/26/2018 - 15:07


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Later, he tries to take himself off the case, but he refuses. So, he has to take his badge away from himself.


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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Literary Analysis

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ד', 07/25/2018 - 16:25


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Hey, it's that captain whose leg got stuck in my teeth!


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Light Hacks

XKCD - ד', 07/25/2018 - 06:00
 Wait for an advanced civilization to be briefly distracted, then sneak in and construct a slightly smaller Dyson sphere inside theirs.

50% SALE!!!

Canimal's Blog - ג', 07/24/2018 - 18:29

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bar Joke

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ג', 07/24/2018 - 14:09


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The good news is that when the man gets caught running naked through the park, there's no self-consistent way to say he's at fault.


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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Autonomous

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ב', 07/23/2018 - 14:38


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From now on, if you don't like a comic of mine, just append the last panel of today's strip to it.


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God is now available in our store:

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Y-Axis

XKCD - ב', 07/23/2018 - 06:00
We've also developed the semi-semi-log scale, where the Y-axis for the left half of the graph is a log scale but on the right half it isn't.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Reactive

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - א', 07/22/2018 - 14:55


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I'm generally a live and let live guy, but the use of the term 'optics' in the political sense should probably be punished with incarceration.


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Kinsley

Canimal's Blog - ש', 07/21/2018 - 18:40

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Evolution

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ש', 07/21/2018 - 16:14


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And you don't even wanna KNOW what the humans do to each other.


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Anya

Canimal's Blog - ש', 07/21/2018 - 08:47
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