אגרגטור הזנה

July 25, 2014

SMBC - ו', 07/25/2014 - 06:00

So, it turns out yesterday's comic was super similar to this Abstruse Goose comic. Thanks for alerting me. As far as I know, I had never seen that particular comic. Sorry!

Chaos

XKCD - ו', 07/25/2014 - 06:00
Although the oral exam for the doctorate was just 'can you do that weird laugh?'

End Your First Date About To Be Crushed To Death In A Trash Compactor Day!

Girls Are Pretty - ה', 07/24/2014 - 16:00

Say to him over the loud grinding of the gears, “Even if we die right now, I really had a good time with you tonight.”

He’ll say, “Yeah. Though the wild turn of events over the course of the evening lead to us being stuck here, about to be turned into nothing but splotches of liquefied organs, this was the best date I ever had.”

You kiss for the first time. It’s such a powerful kiss, you both suddenly know that this isn’t how it can end. Something so right can’t reach such a premature and gross conclusion. This could be the love of both your lives. That kiss proved it. And that kiss gives you the strength to try and get out of this to see where this love takes you.

“We have to try!” you shout.

“I agree,” he says. “We can’t just—“

Some of the garbage gives way underneath him and he’s dragged under the compactor wall. You mourn the love of your life for a few endless seconds before the walls close in and take away the pain of your loss.

Happy End Your First Date About To Be Crushed To Death In A Trash Compactor Day!

איך העבירו דברים כבדים במצרים העתיקה? רמז: לא באמצעות חייזרים

טק-סלאט - ה', 07/24/2014 - 15:16
מתברר, באופן מפתיע, שחייזרים לא בנו את הפירמידות והמדע לאט לאט מוצא הסברים לנפלאות הבניה המצרית העתיקה.

פארקור ו Assassin's Creed מתחברים לסרטון אקשן מרשים ברחובות פריז

DGBox - ה', 07/24/2014 - 10:54

סרטון וידאו מושקע ומרשים שבו חבורה של מומחי פארקור מבצעת סצנות אקשן בהשראת המשחק Assassin's Creed . הסרטון מתרחש על רקע רחובות וגגות (!) העיר פריז (מומלץ לחכות ולצפות בקטע של הריצה על הגגות.. סימפטי ביותר..) אה וחשוב להגיד.. אל תנסו את זה לבד בבית! הסרטון הופק על ידי אנשי מקצוע…

July 24, 2014

SMBC - ה', 07/24/2014 - 06:00

2193 - צוק איתן (יום 16) ראיון עם תומך חמאס

אבא קריר ביוטיוב - ד', 07/23/2014 - 20:56
2193 - צוק איתן (יום 16) ראיון עם תומך חמאס
שודר בטלויזיה הירדנית (לא באמת שודר) From: abakarir Views: 1522 46 ratings Time: 00:35 More in Entertainment

Your Old Friend Alice’s Funeral Day!

Girls Are Pretty - ד', 07/23/2014 - 16:00

You’re 70 and your friend Alice was 70 when she died and you used to be best pals. You showed up wondering what happened to you two, then you find out when her family tells you they don’t want you to speak at the funeral because they felt like she put more value in her friendship with you than in her relationship with her husband and kids.

“That why she moved away and stopped taking my calls?” you ask her daughters.

They nod. “We told our mom that unless she cut ties with you we would stop loving her. We told her she had to sacrifice a cherished friendship in order to keep us as daughters.”

“You’re shitty daughters,” you tell them.

They shrug. “Deal with it. You’re not speaking at that funeral.”

You keep quiet at the service but at the burial a plane flies by with a banner tailing behind it that reads, “Alice is dead, and she loved her best friend more than her own horrible kids. I loved you back just as much, Alice. Sorry your kids sucked. Sorry and Goodbye. Catch Jason Mraz at Foxwoods Thur-Mon.” 

You got a discount by tacking on an ad that the pilot already got paid to run. Doesn’t matter, the kids are looking up at the sky and crying as you walk away from Alice’s grave, knowing full well you had a friend for life.

Happy Your Old Friend Alice’s Funeral Day!

בולבולים. בולבולים בכל מקום

טק-סלאט - ד', 07/23/2014 - 11:26
זה מצחיק כי זה בולבולים

איימי מנסה מאכלים מכל העולם – והפעם מישראל.. (סרטונים חדשים)

DGBox - ד', 07/23/2014 - 07:20

איימי מנסה מאכלים מכל העולם ומתארת את החוויה בערוץ שלה ביוטיוב. בסירטון הזה – חבר ישראלי הביא לה כל מיני מאכלים וחטיפים מישראל… חביב ומשעשע ..ועוד יותר משעשע שיש בסרטון הרבה חטיפים או גרסאות של מאכלים שאני לא מכיר..

עדכון:
מאז הסרטון הראשון איימי פירסמה עוד שלושה (!) פרקים חדשים שבהם היא מנסה חטיפים ישראליים נוספים. בסרטונים החדשים יש יותר ויותר חטיפים מוכרים שנישלחו מישראל… הנה הם:

July 23, 2014

SMBC - ד', 07/23/2014 - 06:00

New exclusive comic over at The Nib!

Snake Facts

XKCD - ד', 07/23/2014 - 06:00
Biologically speaking, what we call a 'snake' is actually a human digestive tract which has escaped from its host.

2192 - צוק איתן (יום 15) אני עייף

אבא קריר ביוטיוב - ג', 07/22/2014 - 18:52
2192 - צוק איתן (יום 15) אני עייף
מבצע צוק איתן, המלחמה של צה"ל בחמאס ברצועת עזה From: abakarir Views: 1246 39 ratings Time: 04:21 More in Entertainment

Pam Can’t Drink Day!

Girls Are Pretty - ג', 07/22/2014 - 16:00

You ended it with Pam because she can’t drink.

“It’s because I have to take all this medication for anxiety,” she said. “Alcohol contraindicates.”

That’s all well and good but you told Pam from the get-go that she better be able to keep up with you or you’d be hightailing it to someone who could. Someone like Martha.

“Let’s get started,” Martha likes to say at around 4:30 PM when she pulls the top from the bottle of gin. “Don’t dawdle.”

Martha drinks way better than Pam, and the two of you have a lot of fun getting plastered each night and then spending the next morning helping each other piece together why you have so many bruises on your bodies. But you can’t get over the feeling that maybe you should have found some way to make it work with Pam. No matter how well you and Martha drink together, she’s no Pam.

“Why are you Googling herbal remedies for anxiety?” Martha asks one drunken night after going through your search history. “It’s that Pam, isn’t it? You’re looking for a way to get her to take different meds so she can drink with you.”

You try to lie but Martha’s too blitzed to listen. She throws your laptop at your head, knocking you unconscious. Martha runs to your aid but she slips and cracks her head open on the floor. 

When you wake up, the police are hovering over you, having been called by the neighbors. With Martha dead and signs of a domestic dispute all over the apartment, no one buys that Martha did all the disputing. You’re jailed for manslaughter, sentenced to six years of longing for the one that got away because you never thought to convince her to try herbal anxiety remedies that wouldn’t have been contraindicated by alcohol. 

Happy Pam Can’t Drink Day!

הגיפים שמתארים את חיינו

טק-סלאט - ג', 07/22/2014 - 12:22
החיים שלנו יכולים להיות מתוארים על ידי מספר תמונות מונפשות שונות. הנה כמה.

קורות חיים מגניבים – עבודות נדירות ומיוחדות

טק-סלאט - ג', 07/22/2014 - 09:36
יש כמה אנשים שיש להם עבודות מוזרות במיוחד. הייתם רוצים לעבוד במשהו כזה?

July 22, 2014

SMBC - ג', 07/22/2014 - 06:00

Did you miss the big kickstarter? Do you still want a book or print? For a little while, we're making them available.

2191 - אבא קריר אוכל דוריטוס

אבא קריר ביוטיוב - ב', 07/21/2014 - 19:43
2191 - אבא קריר אוכל דוריטוס
תיעוד מדהים של אבא קריר בעת אכילת דוריטוס!!! From: abakarir Views: 1702 41 ratings Time: 07:22 More in Entertainment

עכשיו גם אתם יכולים להיות כוכבי פורנו!

טק-סלאט - ב', 07/21/2014 - 18:53
האם ריאליטי על כוכבי פורנו יצליח? ומה אם הוא היה בארץ?

You Know Anyone Your Mom Might Hit It Off With Day!

Girls Are Pretty - ב', 07/21/2014 - 16:00

Your mom writes love songs but her career’s been in a slump ever since she fell out of love with your dad. House payments need to be made and you’re going to have to go to college somehow.

“Any of those teachers at your school single?” your dad asks you. “Anyone you think your mom might hit it off with?”

You tell your dad you don’t feel comfortable being put in this position. That you think your mom should cheat on him of her own volition, that it should happen naturally.

“Yeah, yeah,” your dad says. “But love sometimes needs a nudge. She wrote dozens of songs about me, but I ain’t doing it for her anymore, and they’re about to cut off our electric.”

On Parent-Teacher night you make sure to introduce your mom to your social studies teacher, Mr. Lawson.

“You two both enjoy things,” you say to them, trying to get some kind of connection to happen. 

“Hello,” Mr. Lawson says.

“I hope I never hear you say goodbye,” your mom says. Then she rifles through her bag for a notebook.

Meanwhile, your dad is at home sitting on the back step of the house, staring at a tree he and your mom planted when they first moved in. That tree never stopped growing. Maybe if he tends to his marriage the way he did that tree, your mom will find it in her heart to love him again. He makes a silent promise to try as soon as she gets home, not knowing it’s already too late. She’s found a new song.

Happy You Know Anyone Your Mom Might Hit It Off With Day!

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