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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quantum Bits

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - א', 05/27/2018 - 16:00


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The more elegant the physics theory, the more it is ruined by butts.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Accidents

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ש', 05/26/2018 - 17:24


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When I had kids, people told me I wouldn't find jokes like this funny any more. OH WELL

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sadism

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ו', 05/25/2018 - 17:09


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Later, she forces him to look at the empty pizza box and eat the pepperoncinis.

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NEW! Flash Sale Fridays!

Canimal's Blog - ו', 05/25/2018 - 12:36
 

From now on I'm going to place an item in the store for sale every weekend.
Starting today! Drop by the store & get the 'Honey' outfit at a special price!
-xoxo, 
Canimal

Sophie

Canimal's Blog - ו', 05/25/2018 - 10:59
Now @ Uber

GDPR

XKCD - ו', 05/25/2018 - 06:00
By clicking anywhere, scrolling, or closing this notification, you agree to be legally bound by the witch Sycorax within a cloven pine.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Horatio

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ה', 05/24/2018 - 15:26


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Also why is no talking about a psychiatrist for Ophelia? Like, what's with your family, man?

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Frequency

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ד', 05/23/2018 - 17:41


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I found out about 'lant' on the lovely podcast, Lexicon Valley, by the always-brilliant John McWhorter.

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Look it up.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Why

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ד', 05/23/2018 - 16:00


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Politics is like marriage - the goal is to win.

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Business Update

XKCD - ד', 05/23/2018 - 06:00
Our customers keep sending us their personal information, even though we've repeatedly asked them to stop. The EU told me I'm the heir to some ancient European throne that makes me exempt from the GDPR, but we should probably still try to fix that.

Soldier

Canimal's Blog - ג', 05/22/2018 - 18:17
Now @ Cosmopolitan

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Existence

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ג', 05/22/2018 - 15:04


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And with a quantum computer, we can be infinitely ethical in finite time!

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Responsible

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ב', 05/21/2018 - 14:43


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I swear, I SWEAR responsibleness is a word. I didn't want to use 'responsibility' because it has an additional sense of 'obligation.' That is, you can be responsible and lack responsibilities and you can be irresponsible and have many responsibilities. There. Now that we're pretty deep in this hover text, how are you? I'm currently really enjoying 'The Cruel Sea' by Monsarrat. It's remarkable how many great novels fail to become 'classics.' I suspect in this c

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Morning News

XKCD - ב', 05/21/2018 - 06:00
Support your local paper, unless it's just been bought by some sinister hedge fund or something, which it probably has.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hansel and Gretel

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - א', 05/20/2018 - 13:34


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No, NO. It was NOT breadcrumbs. That came later in the story. The first part is about pebbles.

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Cirea

Canimal's Blog - ש', 05/19/2018 - 18:53
Now @ Tres Chic!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Toe

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ש', 05/19/2018 - 17:15


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Of course, in the grand scheme of things pretty much all of you will end up in Hell, but enjoy the moment!

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עונג שבת: עד פופ

עונג שבת - ו', 05/18/2018 - 21:41
בכל פעם שמתרגש עלינו חמסין אימים שכזה, או אפילו כשהמעלות חוצות את קו ה־32 צלזיוס, העורכי המוזיקליים ברדיו מזנקים לשלוף את שירי השרב שלהם: ״שלל שרב״, ״כמה חם״, ״מכת שמש״. זו כבר קלישאה. יש עוד כמה שירי חום, להט וזיעה ששווה להכניס למחזור שירי השרב ברדיו. בכל פעם שנהיה כל כך חם שאני מתחיל לקלל […]

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - But Dad

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ו', 05/18/2018 - 15:21


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I am fully prepared to accept all of your WASP jokes.

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MC Hammer Age

XKCD - ו', 05/18/2018 - 06:00
Wait, sorry, I got mixed up--he's actually almost 50. It's the kid from The Karate Kid who just turned 40.
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