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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Neighborhood

ד', 10/04/2017 - 16:00


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To be clear, I have no intention to talk to my neighbors. I just want to know what they're thinking.

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The Soonish book tour is nearly upon us! Come see me and Kelly and events around the US!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - You're So Skinny

ד', 10/04/2017 - 14:17


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I WELCOME YOUR CORRECTIVE EMAILS! BY GOD I WELCOME THEM!

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Financial Regulators

ג', 10/03/2017 - 16:22


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I'm not saying it'd work. I'm saying we'd all feel great about it.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Objective Sympathy

ב', 10/02/2017 - 21:41


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+googol nerd points to patreon subscriber Beth Deitch for informing me that I should refer to the median, not the average.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unfinished Business

א', 10/01/2017 - 16:49


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Let's promote him without altering his pay.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tell My Wife

ש', 09/30/2017 - 16:26


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That number might've been even smaller if she didn't stop complaining about my application of stats to our relationship.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Your Grandfather

ו', 09/29/2017 - 15:06


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It is too powerful. You must combine it with a phoenix egg, the milk of a unicorn, and some sugar and cinnamon. Only then will it take on a custardy texture.

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Seattle BAHFest is no 50% sold! Buy soon or languish in sorrows.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Babyproofing

ה', 09/28/2017 - 16:53


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Seriously though, if someone could invent a baby confinement chamber, I'm prepared to pony up.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 200 Percent

ד', 09/27/2017 - 19:00


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Of course, none of this matters because our statistical chance of winning the championship is infinitesimal.

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Thanks, geeks!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shirts

ד', 09/27/2017 - 16:40


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The really depressing part is 99% of programmable nanobot behavior will be this sort of thing.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cylinder

ג', 09/26/2017 - 15:55


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Hey baby, I hope you like objects whose surface area and volume are equivalent.

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Hey geeks! Our Seattle show is selling out quickly. Buy soon or dwell in sorrows for all time.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transaction

ב', 09/25/2017 - 15:13


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In a perfect relationship between economists, every time their preferences are slightly violated they make a microtransaction with their partners.

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In which Jerry Wang posits a way to finally get some utility out of babies:

 

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sleeping Beauty

א', 09/24/2017 - 17:16


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Well, I guess there are plenty more comatose fish in the sea.

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Hey geeks! You can enter for a chance to win an early copy of Soonish here!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Lemonade

ש', 09/23/2017 - 17:48


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It's so easy to get adults to give in to peer pressure.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Humor

ו', 09/22/2017 - 17:12


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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because automation has eliminated the need for humans.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flying

ה', 09/21/2017 - 16:59


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I tried this on a seven year old and it didn't work. I think there might be a sweet spot, taking into account trustworthiness and writing ability. Alternatively, you could spend seven years being kind an honest to a nephew or niece, just so you can pull this off.

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Hey geeks! We've sold 1/3 of all Seattle BAHFest tickets in just a few days. This one's definitely selling out, so buy soon if you want to lock in a spot!

We're also having a pre-show chat with me about Soonish. The tickets are just $1.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Algebra

ד', 09/20/2017 - 17:00


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How am I the only person who's considered this consequence?

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We're now in our final month promoting Soonish. As ever, we really thank all of you who've preordered. I can't say everything, but those good early sales numbers have really opened some doors for us. So, thank you all!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Heap of Trouble

ד', 09/20/2017 - 16:35


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I don't believe in categories, like 'I' or 'believe' or 'category'.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Glass Slippers

ג', 09/19/2017 - 17:14


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And you rode to the ball in a pumpkin? No wonder you were covered in orange slime.

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New BAHFEST DAY! In which Beth Bearce proposes a new method of bosonoception:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Book Tour!

ב', 09/18/2017 - 17:00


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To see today's normal update, please just click back. Sorry for all the recent nags, but we're in the final month before book launch.

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