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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Splice

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Of course, in real life if you formed a grammar club, the only attendees would be linguists looking to talk shit.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Melville

א', 12/17/2017 - 17:52


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Anyone emailing me to mention that Moby-Dick is actually a good book will be forced to sit in town square on a short stool, wearing a hat that reads 'stater of the obvious.'

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cranium

ש', 12/16/2017 - 18:30


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Feet became less like hands because, for bipedals, it's not useful to give someone the finger with them.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Focus

ו', 12/15/2017 - 18:31


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Ironically, this comic was posted 30 minutes late because I lost track of time.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pie

ה', 12/14/2017 - 18:30


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I don't believe in the concept of personal property that isn't mine.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ellipsis

ד', 12/13/2017 - 18:20


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Half of you are rolling your eyes because it's too dorky and half of you are rolling your eyes because it's not dorky enough.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cucurbits

ד', 12/13/2017 - 17:30


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I feel like the next time someone asks 'what is SMBC about' I'm just going to point at this comic.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Apes

ג', 12/12/2017 - 18:58


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In fact, I'm gonna time travel and kill baby you.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Naughty

ב', 12/11/2017 - 18:27


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It's too bad Santa doesn't believe in predestination. He could give you a lifetime of presents in one go.

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BAH!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Snowflake

א', 12/10/2017 - 18:28


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Sweetie, the only things in creation that are always true to themselves are subatomic particles.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - tldr

ש', 12/09/2017 - 18:25


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You don't need to read the full comic. Just appreciate it like a city or whatever.

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Thanks for all the emails y'all. 

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Healthcare

ו', 12/08/2017 - 18:24


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Sorry for the serious comic. It'll be back to butt jokes tomorrow. This has been a thing that's been stressing us pretty bad for a few weeks, so I thought I'd share. Apologies to all people who are not from the US, and who are shocked and/or baffled.

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If you want more information, please check out this article in the NYTimes or this article in the Washington Post.    If you want to get involved in the movement to make health insurance more affordable in Virginia (and in particular in the counties that are experiencing the 240% hike in insurance premiums), check out the Charlottesville for Reasonable Health Insurance Facebook group or follow Cville Healthcare on Twitter.    Thanks, geeks! Kelly & Zach

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Breakup

ו', 12/08/2017 - 18:14


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I didn't know you were built from filthy FILTHY fermions!

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Puppy Test

ה', 12/07/2017 - 18:03


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Honest to God, I would sell these if there weren't a terrifying liability issue.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 8 Nights

ד', 12/06/2017 - 18:01


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I don't want to read your erotic Hanukkah fiction, but I *do* want to know it's there.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sleepover

ד', 12/06/2017 - 17:30


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Self-loathing is Nature's caffeine!

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Baa

ג', 12/05/2017 - 17:52


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I will not rest until every nice thing is ruined.

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IT'S HERE!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Politics

ב', 12/04/2017 - 18:04


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Then, you have to hear a two week news cycle about the 'alleged pedophagic incident".

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AI

א', 12/03/2017 - 18:05


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And how does 'please don't kill me, robot master' make you feel?

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Virus

ש', 12/02/2017 - 17:41


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If 8 percent of our DNA comes from viruses are we technically undead?

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