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Okeanos

ו', 05/12/2017 - 06:00
WHEN I WAS ON A BOAT I DROPPED MY PHONE CAN U LOOK FOR IT

Random Obsessions

ד', 05/10/2017 - 06:00
I take the view that "open-faced sandwiches" are not sandwiches, but all other physical objects are.

Lunch Order

ב', 05/08/2017 - 06:00
GO FOR LUNCH, REPEAT, GO FOR LUNCH.

Code Quality 3

ו', 05/05/2017 - 06:00
It's like a half-solved cryptogram where the solution is a piece of FORTH code written by someone who doesn't know FORTH.

Photo Library Management

ד', 05/03/2017 - 06:00
A good lifehack is to use messy and unstable systems to organize your photos. That way, every five years or so it becomes obsolete and/or collapses, and you have to open it up and pick only your favorite pictures to salvage.

Here to Help

ב', 05/01/2017 - 06:00
"We TOLD you it was hard." "Yeah, but now that I'VE tried, we KNOW it's hard."

ISS Solar Transit 2

ו', 04/28/2017 - 06:00
Most people don't realize it, but they actually launch a new space station every few weeks because this keeps happening.

Geochronology

ד', 04/26/2017 - 06:00
'The mountains near here formed when the ... Newfoundland ... microplate collided with, uhh ... Labrador.' 'Ok, now you're definitely just naming dogs.' 'Wait, no, that's actually almost correct.'

ISS Solar Transit

ב', 04/24/2017 - 06:00
I guess it's also the right setting for pictures of the Moon at night.

Survivorship Bias

ו', 04/21/2017 - 06:00
They say you can't argue with results, but what kind of defeatist attitude is that? If you stick with it, you can argue with ANYTHING.

Birdwatching

ד', 04/19/2017 - 06:00
No, tell the park rangers to calm down, it's fine--I put a screen on the front. I just want to get the birds a little closer.

7 Eleven

ב', 04/17/2017 - 06:00
Really, the only honest 24-hour stores are the ones in places like Arizona and Hawaii, and many of them are still wrong in certain years.

Identification Chart

ו', 04/14/2017 - 06:00
Be careful—it's breeding season, and some of these can be *extremely* defensive of their nests.

Hottest Editors

ד', 04/12/2017 - 06:00
Elon Musk finally blocked me from the internal Tesla repository because I wouldn't stop sending pull requests for my code supporting steering via vim keybindings.

Existential Bug Reports

ב', 04/10/2017 - 06:00
 None.

Incinerator

ו', 04/07/2017 - 06:00
My trash can broke recently and I had to get rid of it. When I picked it up, I suffered a brief but harrowing existential crisis.

Security Advice

ד', 04/05/2017 - 06:00
Never give your password or bank account number to anyone who doesn't have a blue check mark next to their name.

Sweet 16

ב', 04/03/2017 - 06:00
Every year I make out my bracket at the season, and every year it's busted before the first game when I find out which teams are playing.

Rayleigh Scattering

ו', 03/31/2017 - 06:00
If you ask "why are leaves green?" the usual answer is "because they're full of chlorophyll, and chlorophyll is green," even though "why does chlorophyll scatter green light?" is a great question too.

Incognito Mode

ד', 03/29/2017 - 06:00
They're really the worst tech support team. And their solutions are always the same. "This OS X update broke something." "LET'S INFILTRATE APPLE BY MORPHING APPLES!"