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Sports Knowledge

ד', 07/05/2017 - 06:00
I heard they might make the wild card game, which would be cool. Do you know when that is? I have a wedding next weekend, but if it's after that we could try to go!

4th of July

ב', 07/03/2017 - 06:00
Strangely, they still celebrate by eating hot dogs. Since they don't have mouths, they just kinda toss them in the air and let them fall back down into their propeller blades. It's pretty messy.

Emoji Movie

ו', 06/30/2017 - 06:00
Some other studio should do the Antz/A Bug's Life thing and release The Dingbats Movie at the same time.

Existence Proof

ד', 06/28/2017 - 06:00
Real analysis is way realer than I expected.

Telephoto

ב', 06/26/2017 - 06:00
I was banned from the airliners.net photography forum by concerned moderators after the end of my lens started brushing against planes as they flew by.

Refresh Types

ו', 06/23/2017 - 06:00
The hardest refresh requires both a Mac keyboard and a Windows keyboard as a security measure, like how missile launch systems require two keys to be turned at once.

Once Per Day

ד', 06/21/2017 - 06:00
I'm not totally locked into my routine—twice a year, I take a break to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

Election Map

ב', 06/19/2017 - 06:00
Luckily for my interpretation, no precincts were won by the Green Party.

Magnetohydrodynamics

ו', 06/16/2017 - 06:00
Magnetohydrodyanmics combines the intuitive nature of Maxwell's equations with the easy solvability of the Navier-Stokes equations. It's so straightforward physicists add "relativistic" or "quantum" just to keep it from getting boring.

Air Force Museum

ד', 06/14/2017 - 06:00
I had fun visiting the museum at Dover Air Force Base, unless they don't have a museum, in which case I've never been to Delaware in my life.

Decades

ב', 06/12/2017 - 06:00
In the 90s, our variety radio station used the tagline "the best music of the 70s, 80s, and 90s." After 2000, they switched to "the best music of the 80s, 90s, and today." I figured they'd change again in 2010, but it's 2017 and they're still saying "80s, 90s, and today." I hope radio survives long enough for us to find out how they deal with the 2020s.

Glacial Erratic

ו', 06/09/2017 - 06:00
"This will take a while, which sucks, because I'm already so busy chiseling out igneous intrusions from rock formations and watching Youtube loops of the Superman fault-sealing scene over and over."

Dubious Study

ד', 06/07/2017 - 06:00
Sounds fine. I looked up the Academy, and it says on their MySpace page that their journal is peer-viewed and downloaded biannually.

Drone Problems

ב', 06/05/2017 - 06:00
On the other hand, as far as they know, my system is working perfectly.

State Word Map

ו', 06/02/2017 - 06:00
The top search for every state is PORN, except Florida, where it's SEX PORN.

Voting Systems

ד', 05/31/2017 - 06:00
Kenneth Arrow hated me because the ordering of my preferences changes based on which voting systems have what level of support. But it tells me a lot about the people I'm going to be voting with!

Opening Crawl

ב', 05/29/2017 - 06:00
Using a classic Timothy Zahn EU/Legends novel is bad enough, but at least the style and setting aren't too far off. If you really want to mess with people, try using Splinter of the Mind's Eye.

Anti-Drone Eagles

ו', 05/26/2017 - 06:00
It's cool, it's totally ethical--they're all programmed to hunt whichever bird of prey is most numerous at the moment, so they leave the endangered ones alone until near the end.

Who?

ד', 05/24/2017 - 06:00
Gonna feel even dumber when I realize that all this time he's been talking into a bluetooth thingy and we're not actually friends.

Genetic Testing Results

ב', 05/22/2017 - 06:00
That's very exciting! The bad news is that it's a risk factor for a lot of things.