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Making Progress

ב', 10/23/2017 - 06:00
I started off with countless problems. But now I know, thanks to COUNT(), that I have "#REF! ERROR: Circular dependency detected" problems.

Cast Iron Pan

ו', 10/20/2017 - 06:00
If you want to evenly space them, it's easiest to alternate between the Arctic and Antarctic. Some people just go to the Arctic twice, near the equinoxes so the visits are almost 6 months apart, but it's not the same.

Research Risks

ד', 10/18/2017 - 06:00
The 1919 Great Boston Molasses Flood remained the deadliest confectionery containment accident until the Canadian Space Agency's 2031 orbital maple syrup delivery disaster.

Bun Trend

ב', 10/16/2017 - 06:00
Our experts have characterized the ecological impact of this trend as "adorable."

State Borders

ו', 10/13/2017 - 06:00
A schism between the pro-panhandle and anti-panhandle factions eventually led to war, but both sides spent too much time working on their flag designs to actually do much fighting.

Logical

ד', 10/11/2017 - 06:00
It's like I've always said--people just need more common sense. But not the kind of common sense that lets them figure out that they're being condescended to by someone who thinks they're stupid, because then I'll be in trouble.

Jet Lag

ב', 10/09/2017 - 06:00
I had some important research to do on proposed interstellar space missions, basketball statistics, canceled skyscrapers, and every article linked from "Women in warfare and the military in the 19th century."

Ears

ו', 10/06/2017 - 06:00
My theory is that most humans have been colonized with alien mind-control slugs that hold the earbuds for them, and the ones who can't wear earbuds are the only surviving free ones.

October 2017

ד', 10/04/2017 - 06:00
And yet I have no trouble believing that the start of the 2016 election was several decades ago.

Self Driving

ב', 10/02/2017 - 06:00
"Crowdsourced steering" doesn't sound quite as appealing as "self driving."

Active Ingredients Only

ו', 09/29/2017 - 06:00
Contains the active ingredients from all competing cold medicines, plus the medicines for headaches, arthritis, insomnia, indigestion, and more, because who wants THOSE things?

Worrying Scientist Interviews

ד', 09/27/2017 - 06:00
They always try to explain that they're called 'solar physicists', but the reporters interrupt with "NEVER MIND THAT, TELL US WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SUN!"

Real Estate

ב', 09/25/2017 - 06:00
I tried converting the prices into pizzas, to put it in more familiar terms, and it just became a hard-to-think-about number of pizzas.

Thread

ו', 09/22/2017 - 06:00
Since the current Twitter threadfall kicked off in early 2016, we can expect it to continue until the mid 2060s when the next Interval begins.

USB Cables

ד', 09/20/2017 - 06:00
Tag yourself, I'm "frayed."

Obsolete Technology

ב', 09/18/2017 - 06:00
And I can't believe some places still use fax machines. The electrical signals waste so much time going AROUND the Earth when neutrino beams can go straight through!

What to Bring

ו', 09/15/2017 - 06:00
I always figured you should never bring a gun to a gun fight because then you'll be part of a gun fight.

xkcd Phone 6

ד', 09/13/2017 - 06:00
We understand your privacy concerns; be assured that our phones will never store or transmit images of your face.

Still in Use

ב', 09/11/2017 - 06:00
'Which one?' 'I dunno, it's your house. Just check each object.' 'Check it for *what*?' 'Whether it looks like it might have touched a paper towel at some point and then forgotten to let go.' '...' 'You can also Google to learn how to check which things are using which resources.' 'You know, I'll just leave the towel there and try again tomorrow.'

Two Down, One to Go

ו', 09/08/2017 - 06:00
The third row will probably have to wait until 2034, and maybe longer. If I see a daytime supernova, I'll replace the meteor storm with that and consider it 3/3.