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ד', 04/18/2018 - 06:00
The wars between the "OTHER PRIMATES OPEN THEM FROM THE SMALL END" faction versus the "BUT THE LITTLE BIT OF BANANA AT THE SMALL END IS GROSS" faction consumed Europe for generations.

Rickrolling Anniversary

ב', 04/16/2018 - 06:00
Want to feel old? The 'want to feel old?' factoid meme dates back to around 2011, closer to the Bush/Kerry election than to today.

Turkish Delight

ו', 04/13/2018 - 06:00
I take it Narnia doesn't have Cinnabons? Because if you can magic up a plate of those, I'll betray whoever.


ד', 04/11/2018 - 06:00
 We've decided to trim the past down to make things more manageable. Using BCE/CE, would you rather we lose the odd-numbered or even-numbered years?

Congressional Testimony

ב', 04/09/2018 - 06:00
James Cameron's Terminator 3 was the REALLY prophetic one. That's why Skynet sent a robot back to the 1990s to prevent him from ever making it, ultimately handing the franchise over to other directors.


ו', 04/06/2018 - 06:00
Plus, the photo was geotagged, my unlocked password manager was visible on the laptop, AND you could see my naked reflection in the dark part of the screen.

Friendly Questions

ד', 04/04/2018 - 06:00
Just tell me everything you're thinking about in order from most important to last, and then we'll be friends and we can eat apples together.

Right Click

א', 04/01/2018 - 06:00
Right-click or long press (where supported) to save!

Conversational Dynamics

ו', 03/30/2018 - 06:00
"You should make it so people can search for and jump into hundreds of conversations at once if they want." "Ooh, good idea! I imagine only the most well-informed people with the most critical information to share will use that feature."

Star Lore

ד', 03/28/2018 - 06:00
That one is a variable star which pulses every 30 seconds. Its name comes from a Greek word meaning "smoke alarm."


ב', 03/26/2018 - 06:00
I understand modern autogyros are much more stable, so I've probably angered the autogyro people by impugning their safety. Once they finish building the autogyros they've been working on in their garages for 10 years, they'll come after me.

Personal Data

ו', 03/23/2018 - 06:00
Do I just leave money in my mailbox? How much? How much money do they need, anyway? I guess it probably depends how the economy is doing. If stocks go up, should I leave more money in my mailbox or less?

Name Dominoes

ד', 03/21/2018 - 06:00
In competition, you can only play a name if you know who the person is. No fair saying "Frank ... Johnson. That sounds like a real person! Let me just Google him real quick."

Not Available

ב', 03/19/2018 - 06:00
If my country ever picks a new national flag, this is on my shortlist for designs to argue for, but I think in the end I'll go with the green puzzle piece or broken image thumbnail.

Robot Future

ו', 03/16/2018 - 06:00
I mean, we already live in a world of flying robots killing people. I don't worry about how powerful the machines are, I worry about who the machines give power to.

Violin Plots

ד', 03/14/2018 - 06:00
Strictly speaking, 'violin' refers to the internal structure of the data. The external portion visible in the plot is called the 'viola.'

Smart Home Security

ב', 03/12/2018 - 06:00
If they're getting valuable enough stuff from you, at least the organized crime folks have an incentive to issue regular updates to keep the appliance working after the manufacturer discontinues support.

Background Apps

ו', 03/09/2018 - 07:00
tag, waiting for a web developer to get frustrated enough to order a matching ." alt="My plane banner company gets business by flying around with a banner showing a tag, waiting for a web developer to get frustrated enough to order a matching ." />

Spatial Orientation

ד', 03/07/2018 - 07:00
Here, if you know the number of days until the vernal equinox, I can point you to the theater using my pocket Stonehenge.

Namespace Land Rush

ב', 03/05/2018 - 07:00
You can also just mash the keyboard at random, but you might end up with a gibberish name no one can pronounce.