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Chess Notation

ו', 02/17/2017 - 07:00
I've decided to score all my conversations using chess win-loss notation. (??)

Bad Map Projection: Time Zones

ד', 02/15/2017 - 07:00
This is probably the first projection in cartographic history that can be criticized for its disproportionate focus on Finland, Mongolia, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

Box Plot

ב', 02/13/2017 - 07:00
You have to be careful doing this. Sometimes, when you push the whisker down, dynamite explodes.

Stardew Valley

ו', 02/10/2017 - 07:00
I have accidentally watered virtually every person and object in Pelican Town.

Focus Knob

ד', 02/08/2017 - 07:00
Maybe if I spin it back and forth really fast I can do some kind of pulse-width modulation.

All You Can Eat

ב', 02/06/2017 - 07:00
After my absent-mindedness resulted in a bad posterboard-related stomachache, I learned to do the sign-making place last.

Fire

ו', 02/03/2017 - 07:00
Billy Joel briefly detained

Fire

ו', 02/03/2017 - 07:00
Billy Joel briefly detained

Soda Sugar Comparisons

ד', 02/01/2017 - 07:00
The key is portion control, which is why I've switched to eating smaller cans of frosting instead of full bottles.

Soda Sugar Comparisons

ד', 02/01/2017 - 07:00
The key is portion control, which is why I've switched to eating smaller cans of frosting instead of full bottles.

Bird/Plane/Superman

ב', 01/30/2017 - 07:00
You can apply special translucent films to your windows to help keep birds/Superman from accidentally flying into them.

Bird/Plane/Superman

ב', 01/30/2017 - 07:00
You can apply special translucent films to your windows to help keep birds/Superman from accidentally flying into them.

Telescopes: Refractor vs Reflector

ו', 01/27/2017 - 07:00
On the other hand, the refractor's limited light-gathering means it's unable to make out shadow people or the dark god Chernabog.

Telescopes: Refractor vs Reflector

ו', 01/27/2017 - 07:00
On the other hand, the refractor's limited light-gathering means it's unable to make out shadow people or the dark god Chernabog.

Sad

ד', 01/25/2017 - 07:00
With the right 90-degree rotation, any effect is a side effect.

Phone Numbers

ב', 01/23/2017 - 07:00
Texting should work. Unless the message is too long, in which case it gets converted to voicemails, and I think I'm locked out of my voicemail.

Barge

ו', 01/20/2017 - 07:00
My life goal is to launch a barge into the air and have it land on one of Elon Musk's rockets.

Voice Commands

ד', 01/18/2017 - 07:00
Dvorak words may sound hard to pronounce, but studies show they actually put less stress on the vocal cords.

Trash

ב', 01/16/2017 - 07:00
Plus, time's all weird in there, so most of it probably broke down and decomposed hundreds of years ago. Which reminds me, I've been meaning to get in touch with Yucca Mountain to see if they're interested in a partnership.

Wifi

ו', 01/13/2017 - 07:00
Further out to the right, it works correctly, but the reason it works still involves the word 'firmware.'