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Incognito Mode

ד', 03/29/2017 - 06:00
They're really the worst tech support team. And their solutions are always the same. "This OS X update broke something." "LET'S INFILTRATE APPLE BY MORPHING APPLES!"

Mispronunciation

ב', 03/27/2017 - 06:00
I pronounce epitome "EPPY-tome", but EpiPen "uh-PIE-pen".

Flag

ו', 03/24/2017 - 06:00
There's a compromise bill to keep the notification bar but at least charge the battery.

Color Pattern

ד', 03/22/2017 - 06:00
♫ When the spacing is tight / And the difference is slight / That's a moiré ♫

Vomiting Emoji

ב', 03/20/2017 - 06:00
My favorite might be U+1F609 U+1F93F WINKING FACE VOMITING.

Onboarding

ו', 03/17/2017 - 06:00
'So we just have a steady flow of metal piling up in our server room? Isn't that a problem?' 'Yeah, you should bring that up at our next bismuth meeting.'

Best-Tasting Colors

ד', 03/15/2017 - 06:00
I recognize that chocolate is its own thing on which reasonable people may differ. Everything else here is objective fact.

Chat Systems

ב', 03/13/2017 - 06:00
I'm one of the few Instagram users who connects solely through the Unix 'talk' gateway.

xkcd Phone 5

ו', 03/10/2017 - 07:00
The phone will be collected by the toll operators and mailed back to you within 4-6 weeks.

Hacking

ד', 03/08/2017 - 07:00
The dump also contains a list of millions of prime factors, a 0-day Tamagotchi exploit, and a technique for getting gcc and bash to execute arbitrary code.

Listening

ב', 03/06/2017 - 07:00
Sure, you could just ask, but this also takes care of the host gift thing.

Borrow Your Laptop

ו', 03/03/2017 - 07:00
If used with software that could keep up, a scroll wheel mapped to send a stream of 'undo' and 'redo' events could be kind of cool.

Unpublished Discoveries

ד', 03/01/2017 - 07:00
If you must know, I'm currently researching how to save this emailed tax form as a regular PDF so I can print and sign it. Our work isn't a lock for the Nobel, but we're in the running.

Video Content

ב', 02/27/2017 - 07:00
"So, like, sexy news videos?" "No, people have tried that--it's still just video content. We need to actually inform people THROUGH making out. I would call it 'Mouth Content,' but I think that's already the title of a Neil Cicierega album."

Location Reviews

ו', 02/24/2017 - 07:00
Google and Yelp keep deleting my scathing reviews of the Mariana Trench, the Chernobyl reactor core, the jet stream, and the equator.

Phone

ד', 02/22/2017 - 07:00
[*disables social networking accounts*] [*social isolation increases*] Wait, why does this ALSO feel bad?

Decision Paralysis

ב', 02/20/2017 - 07:00
Good point--making no decision is itself a decision. So that's a THIRD option I have to research!

Chess Notation

ו', 02/17/2017 - 07:00
I've decided to score all my conversations using chess win-loss notation. (??)

Bad Map Projection: Time Zones

ד', 02/15/2017 - 07:00
This is probably the first projection in cartographic history that can be criticized for its disproportionate focus on Finland, Mongolia, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

Box Plot

ב', 02/13/2017 - 07:00
You have to be careful doing this. Sometimes, when you push the whisker down, dynamite explodes.